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Nature’s Contribution · north-west of the stile · in the hoop houses

Kind, gentle, green, and in flower

Gentle Help Cannabis Farm

Cannabis grown among the plants that grow well beside it, and a farm that would rather help you be careful than sell you anything.

The cannabis grows in hoop houses, long tunnels of milky plastic over hoops, and in the afternoon the whole skin glows: the light comes through all of the arch at once, every leaf is lit from above and from both sides, and the only shadow is a soft one under each plant. The plants are in flower. The flowers are the sticky tops, with their orange hairs and a frost of resin over them, and the frost is where the plant makes what people come to it for. Between the cannabis grow basil and dill, marigolds and alfalfa, and at the far end the doorway is a square of brighter light.

In the hoop house

In words: you stand on the path down the middle of a hoop house. The hoops arch overhead, pale against the glowing plastic, closer together towards a bright doorway at the far end. On both sides cannabis plants stand in their beds, tall at the front and smaller further back, with big fan leaves of seven narrow leaflets and pale green flowering tops dotted with orange hairs and white frost; two of them have purple flowers. Along the edges of the beds, by the path, grow clumps of basil, yellow heads of dill and orange marigolds.

What is in it, as far as anybody can say

These are some of the strains people ask for, under the three words strains are sold by. The figures are Leafly’s, off each strain’s own page: the middle of the lab results it has for products sold under that name, and the three terpenes, the plant’s scent compounds, found most. Leafly publishes no CBN for any strain, so the table says that rather than guessing.

Strains, with Leafly's figures
StrainLeafly calls itTHCCBD, and CBG where shownCBNTerpenes, most first
Green Cracksativa17%not shown · CBG 1%not publishedmyrcene, caryophyllene, pinene
Jack Herersativa18%not shown · CBG 1%not publishedterpinolene, caryophyllene, pinene
Durban Poisonsativa19%not shown · CBG 1%not publishedterpinolene, myrcene, ocimene
Harlequinsativa5%9%not publishedmyrcene, pinene, caryophyllene
Granddaddy Purpleindica17%0%not publishedmyrcene, pinene, caryophyllene
Northern Lightsindica18%not shown · CBG 1%not publishedmyrcene, caryophyllene, limonene
Bubba Kushindica17%0%not publishedcaryophyllene, limonene, myrcene
Purple Kushindica19%0%not publishedmyrcene, pinene, caryophyllene
Blue Dreamhybrid21%0%not publishedmyrcene, pinene, caryophyllene
OG Kushhybrid25%0%not publishedmyrcene, limonene, caryophyllene
Wedding Cakehybrid24%not shown · CBG 1%not publishedcaryophyllene, limonene, myrcene
ACDChybrid1%13%not publishedmyrcene, pinene, caryophyllene

Now the part that matters more than the table. The three words do not tell you much about what is in the jar. Researchers who looked at tens of thousands of lab results said so:

In general, we found that industry labels are poorly or inconsistently aligned with the underlying chemistry.

Researchers who bought samples from dispensaries in Colorado, Washington and California and looked at their genes found the same:

We failed to find clear genetic support for commonly referenced Sativa, Indica and Hybrid types as described in online databases.

And the number on the label is often higher than what is in the jar. Tested in a lab, flower bought from dispensaries along Colorado’s Front Range came out well under its labels:

Average observed THC potency was 14.98 +/- 2.23%

So read every figure here, and every figure on a label, as a rough guide and never a promise, and go by how something sits with you rather than by its name.

Grown with companions

Between the cannabis grow the plants a grower’s guide, Joshua Mezher’s at a shop that sells grow kits, says grow well beside it. What each one is supposed to do is the guide’s word: a university extension service says research mostly does not back companion-planting claims, though marigolds grown as a cover crop do cut down a kind of worm in the soil. The farm grows them anyway, because they are good to grow: most of them are food, all of them flower, and none of them goes to waste.

Why this farm is here

Stimpunks’ Executive Director, Chelsea, also works at a cannabis dispensary in Colorado, and she meets a lot of neurodivergent and disabled people across that counter. Ryan, who builds this street, has a neuromuscular disease that responds well to cannabis. That is his body’s answer, and nothing on this page is a promise about anybody else’s. Our own Addiction entry puts it in the first person:

Many neurodivergent folks have hyper-reactive nervous systems. Anxiety and sensory overwhelm flood the senses. A substance that eases this flood offers relief and escape.

That entry collects Autistic people writing about cannabis, and what happened to prescriptions where medical cannabis became legal, under Autism and Cannabis and Cannabis and Harm Reduction. It is where this farm comes from. So is harm reduction, which grew out of the War on Drugs and the HIV and AIDS years, and meets people where they are rather than where somebody thinks they should be:

Harm reduction recognizes and honors the myriad of ways survivors cope, recover, and heal.

How to be careful

Nobody here is going to tell you not to. These are the things public health says help people stay safe, in plain words, each with where it comes from.

  1. Edibles take a while, so start low and go slow

    Colorado sells edibles in servings of 10 milligrams of THC or less. If you do not know how one will affect you, Colorado says to eat less than one serving and wait at least 90 minutes, and up to four hours, before having more.

    Take from 30 minutes to 2 hours to feel intoxicating effects, so some people may eat too much, which can lead to poisoning and/or serious injury.

    From “Safety with edibles”, Colorado's official cannabis site and “Cannabis and Poisoning”, U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, in the public domain.

  2. Not before driving

    Colorado says to wait at least six hours after smoking up to 35 milligrams of THC before driving or riding a bike, and at least eight hours after eating up to 18.

    If you intend to drive, the safest option is not to use any alcohol or drugs, including cannabis.

    From “Driving and traveling”, Colorado's official cannabis site and “Cannabis and Driving”, U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, in the public domain.

  3. Not with alcohol, and tell whoever prescribes for you

    Colorado says cannabis and alcohol together impair you more than either one alone, and to tell your health care provider if you take prescription medicines, because they can interact.

    From “Mixing cannabis with other substances”, Colorado's official cannabis site.

  4. Smoke is hard on lungs

    Eating it, or a vaporiser for flower, keeps smoke out of your lungs, though Colorado says the research on vaporising is not settled yet.

    Smoked cannabis, regardless of how it is smoked, can harm lung tissues and cause scarring and damage to small blood vessels.

    From “Cannabis and Lung Health”, U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, in the public domain.

  5. Vape carts only from a licensed store

    In 2019 and 2020 an outbreak of lung injuries was traced to vaping products, most of them containing THC and bought from friends, family or dealers rather than stores.

    Vitamin E acetate is strongly linked to the EVALI outbreak.

    From “Outbreak of Lung Injury Associated with the Use of E-Cigarette, or Vaping, Products”, U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (archived, 2020), in the public domain.

  6. Concentrates are much stronger

    Colorado says concentrates can be up to 90 per cent THC, and that making them at home with flammable solvents has caused explosions and deaths.

    From “Safety with THC concentrates”, Colorado's official cannabis site.

  7. Never synthetic cannabinoids

    They are not cannabis, whatever the packet says.

    Use of synthetic cannabinoids is associated with severe, potentially life-threatening health effects.

    From “Cannabis (Marijuana)”, U.S. National Institute on Drug Abuse, in the public domain.

  8. If you cannot stop being sick

    Some people who use a lot of cannabis for a long time start vomiting and cannot stop.

    CHS only resolves when a person stops using cannabis completely.

    From “Cannabis (Marijuana)”, U.S. National Institute on Drug Abuse, in the public domain.

  9. Locked up, away from children and pets

    Colorado says to keep cannabis in child-resistant packaging, locked, where children cannot see or reach it, and that vets are seeing more pets that have eaten it. Poison Help is 1-800-222-1222, and 911 if it is serious.

    From “Safe storage”, Colorado's official cannabis site.

  10. In Colorado

    You have to be 21. Buy only from a licensed store, an ounce at a time; you can have two ounces and give up to two ounces to another adult, never sell it, and never share it with anybody under 21, which is a felony. Not in public, and not on federal land.

    From “Laws about cannabis use”, Colorado's official cannabis site.

What the farm gives

The screen in the potting shed

The potting shed has a screen, and the rack under it holds films about growing cannabis among other plants, about turning hemp stalks into rope and cloth, and one long talk about rosin, picked for this room and each checked on its own page to play here. Every film plays where it hangs or goes up on the screen, nothing loads from YouTube until you press play, and every button says how long the film runs before you press it. The titles are the channels’ own, and none of the channels is ours or affiliated with Stimpunks.

The rack: growing with companions, hemp to rope and cloth, and rosin
  • Casey O'Neill: Cannabis Companion Cropping - Benefits, Best Practices & Strategies / Ganjier

    The Ganjier · 31 March 2023 · 7:27

    Casey O'Neill, at Happy Day Farms, on growing other crops among the cannabis, and why. It ends with a word for the course the channel runs.

  • Growing Food with Cannabis | Daniel Stein & Casey O'Neill

    Regenerative Cannabis Farming · 11 February 2021 · 13:02

    Daniel Stein of Briceland Forest Farm and Casey O'Neill of Happy Day Farms on growing food alongside cannabis.

  • Cannabis Companion & Cover Cropping: Two-Minute Tutorial / Wendy Kornberg / Ganjier

    The Ganjier · 16 June 2023 · 2:44

    Wendy Kornberg, a second-generation grower in Humboldt, on choosing companion crops, and alfalfa spread on the soil.

  • Polyculture With Cannabis | Nick Mahmood, Green Source Gardens

    Regenerative Cannabis Farming · 11 February 2021 · 11:54

    Nick Mahmood of Green Source Gardens on polyculture with cannabis: many plants in one bed.

  • Integrating Animals & Cannabis Farming | Lionpaw Organics

    Regenerative Cannabis Farming · 11 February 2021 · 9:18

    Spencer Hodgson of Lionpaw Organics on bringing animals onto a cannabis farm.

  • Diversified Crops and Healthy Farmscapes | Happy Day Farms

    Regenerative Cannabis Farming · 12 February 2021 · 13:54

    Casey O'Neill on growing a diversity of crops with cannabis at Happy Day Farms.

  • The Basics of Manually Processing Hemp Fiber with Laura Sullivan

    UVM Extension NW Crops & Soils · 5 August 2024 · 9:04

    Laura Sullivan of University of Vermont Extension turning retted hemp stalks into fibre by hand: breaking, scutching and hackling.

  • Field Retting Hemp Fiber with Laura Sullivan

    UVM Extension NW Crops & Soils · 10 June 2025 · 6:14

    Laura Sullivan on retting hemp in the field, the step before the fibre.

  • Man Makes Hemp Rope from the Stalks - Denver Indo Expo 2017

    Jason's Indoor Guide · 29 January 2017 · 1:59

    A man at an expo cracking hemp stalks and twisting the fibre into rope by hand.

  • Solventless Extraction Explained - Eric Vlosky

    Shango Los · 28 August 2018 · 40:38

    A talk explaining solventless extraction, rosin and bubble hash, for people new to it. It is a lecture and not a demonstration.

  • Hemp weaving in Lung Tam - Ha Giang, Vietnam

    MekongQuilts · 22 August 2016 · 3:44

    A few of the hand steps from hemp to cloth at a Hmong weaving co-operative in Ha Giang.

On the farm

Job marker — a fan leaf, fallen on the path between the beds

You have found a job marker. The Adventurer’s Guild is a shopfront on the street, and it posts jobs that send you round these rooms. Take the code below to its board and that job is done. Nothing here is scored, nothing expires, and one is a perfectly good number of jobs to do.

The job: What do the three words not tell you?

Before the code: Sativa, indica and hybrid are the words strains are sold by. What do they turn out not to tell you much about?

Hint 1

It is in the paragraph straight after the table.

Hint 2

Think lab results.

Last hint

Chemistry.

Give me the answer

The answer is What is in the jar. What is in the jar: the labels line up poorly with the chemistry, and the THC on a label is often higher than a lab finds.

Taking the answer is a real way through this, not a lesser one. Nothing is watching and nothing is written down.

Quest code: TERPENE

Hand it in at the Adventurer’s Guild →

HOW LOUD DO YOU WANT IT?

Starts wherever your device says. Nothing moves, flashes, or plays until you say so — and in the hoop houses, nothing moves even then.