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Turning 09, an empty warehouse at the end of the road

The Haunted House

Built of plywood by the people who turned up, and lit only where the light gets through the seams.

The front of a house, standing inside a dark warehouse: a gable and walls made of painted plywood sheets, with timber props holding it up at both ends. Light comes through the thin seams where the sheets meet, round the edges of the door and under it, between the boards nailed over two windows and a round attic window, and through a cellar grating low in the wall. Nothing else is lit. Three painted steps lead up to the door, and on them is a pumpkin with a carved face that nobody has lit.

Past the last streetlight, at the end of the road, there is a warehouse nobody was using. Inside it, somebody built a house: plywood flats screwed to timber, gaffer tape over the joins, every wall painted by people who had never painted a wall to look old before and did it anyway. The work lights are on behind the set. Inside the house you never see them. You see only where their light comes through: the seams where two flats do not quite meet, the gap under a door, the cracks between the boards over a window.

Things are hidden in the house: spooky things from our own street and our own pages, and, as people bring them, haunted things our community has made and things we love. There are two ways through it. With the lights up, everything is laid out in one list you can scroll. With the lights down, it is a hunt: go from room to room and look in places, and what is hidden there turns up where you looked. Nothing jumps out, nothing makes a sound unless you press play on its soundtrack, and the house counts nothing you find.

For me, haunted houses bring together themes of the horror of existence, the inevitability of death, remembrance of ancestors, DIY, making, creativity, thresholds, liminality, and seasonal rest.

Ryan Boren, his brief for this room, 2026

Its channel on the CB is for haunted things: share a picture or a link of something spooky you made or love, and say what it is. Sign on and tune the radio to This room while you are in here, or open the house’s channel on the chat page.

The house’s soundtrack

Hallowscenes is a soundtrack for the house. Enigma, who is in our community, made it with Suno, an AI music generator, and asked for it to be in here. It plays from Suno, where it lives, in Suno’s own player.

It is the one thing in the house that makes a sound, and only when you press it. Nothing starts when you walk in. Each piece says how long it runs before you press it, and nothing reaches Suno until you do: the first press brings in Suno’s player for that piece, and its own play button starts it. A piece ends when it ends, and nothing plays the next one by itself.

Suno’s player shows a cover picture for each piece, which Suno’s generator made. The music is Enigma’s, not under this site’s licence, and it comes out of the house the moment she asks.

Lights up: everything in the house

Every thing hidden in the house, in the order you would find it walking through, with where it hides.

  1. Weird

    A page of ours · Stimpunks

    Our glossary entry for weird pride, left under the mat for whoever comes to the door: the refusal to be ashamed of the things people find weird.

    Where it hides: The porch: lift the doormat

  2. Black Leather Lagoon

    A room on this street · Stimpunks

    Turning 01 on this same road: a drive-in screen standing in black water, an appreciation of The Cramps, and the room where it is always Halloween.

    Where it hides: The hall: open the coat cupboard under the stairs

  3. Infodumplings: Every Chimera Is Whole

    A page of ours · Stimpunks

    Our write-up for an evening of making chimeras together, which listens for the word monster in a video about them and says what it does.

    Where it hides: The hall: look in the hall mirror

  4. The Oracle Deck

    A room on this street · Stimpunks

    A deck in a dark room where every card asks a question and none of them tells your fortune.

    Where it hides: The parlour: turn over the cards on the table

  5. The raven comes in through the curtain

    A picture · Gustave Doré

    A heavy curtain drawn back, with a long banner across the top of it lettered NEVERMORE. The raven flies in through the gap; a figure lies collapsed in the folds of the drapery at the foot of the picture.

    The first of Doré’s twenty-six engravings for The Raven, from the 1884 edition: a figure collapsed at the foot of a curtain and the bird flying in over him, under the word NEVERMORE. It is public domain everywhere: Doré died in 1883 and the edition was published in 1884; the scan’s own page.

    Where it hides: The parlour: look behind the painting over the fireplace

  6. The Mopery

    A room on this street · Stimpunks

    Where that engraving came from: a dark academia library with candles along every top shelf, and The Raven with all of Doré’s plates set where their own captions say they belong.

    Where it hides: The parlour: pick up the book face down on the armchair

  7. The Doomscroll

    A room on this street · Stimpunks

    Public domain poems of doom and gloom, laid out as a feed of bad news on an actual scroll, every poem whole.

    Where it hides: The stairs: look on the landing where the stairs turn

  8. Chimera Obscura

    A room on this street · Stimpunks

    A camera obscura where you make a creature out of two animals and nobody calls it anything less than whole.

    Where it hides: The attic: open the trunk under the eaves

  9. The Repeater

    A room on this street · Stimpunks

    Turning 06: a radio mast on the ridge against the skyglow, and a line you can leave open that hisses, goes nowhere and sends nothing.

    Where it hides: The attic: pull the dust sheet off the old wireless

  10. Gather ‘Round Creeps

    A page of ours · Stimpunks

    Our punky Halloween playlist, from 2024, full of weird pride. The gramophone only points at it.

    Where it hides: The cellar: wind up the gramophone

  11. Sithen

    A room on this street · Stimpunks

    Turning 02: a fairy fort under a full moon, with the rules of the Otherworld nobody will say out loud, and a door that room does not open.

    Where it hides: The cellar: follow the draught to the bricked-up arch

  12. Show Your Work

    A room on this street · Stimpunks

    A garage with the door rolled up, where our community shows what it is making before it is finished. Behind every set is a workshop.

    Where it hides: Behind the set: step through the gap between two flats

  13. Hallowscenes

    Made by somebody in our community · Enigma

    A soundtrack for the house, made by Enigma with Suno, an AI music generator. It plays only when you press it, piece by piece, in the house’s soundtrack.

    Where it hides: Behind the set: look over the sound desk

Samhain, and the thin places

Halloween is All Hallows’ Eve, the night before All Saints’ Day on the first of November. It sits on top of something much older: Samhain, at the end of the harvest, when the light half of the year turned into the dark half.

According to traditional beliefs surrounding Samhain, this was a liminal time when the boundary between the world of the living and the spirit world was thought to become thinner, allowing greater contact with the Otherworld and with those who had passed away.

The old word for a threshold, the strip of floor in a doorway between one room and the next, is the Latin limen, and it is where liminal comes from. The folklorist Arnold van Gennep used the idea in 1909 for the middle of a rite of passage: the part where you have left one state and not yet arrived in the next. A doorway, dusk, the turn of the year.

This house is built out of that idea. Every wall is a flat, and every seam is a threshold with the light on the other side of it. The other side is right there. It is the work lights, and the people who built the house, sitting on upturned crates behind the parlour wall.

Whether you understand this literally, symbolically or simply as an invitation to pause and reflect, there is something profoundly beautiful about the idea.

Where haunted houses came from

This is what a haunted house is supposed to do. They exist to scare people.

Chris Heller’s short history of the haunted house, for Smithsonian Magazine, starts in London. In 1802 Marie Tussaud showed the wax heads of the French Revolution’s guillotined, made from the death masks she had cast of them, and called her permanent show the Chamber of Horrors. Around the turn of the century the Grand Guignol theatre in Paris staged dismemberment on its stage. In 1915 a fairground at Liphook, in England, opened one of the first ghost houses.

The Halloween haunted house is American, and it arrived in the Great Depression at about the same time as trick-or-treat, as a way to stop young people’s pranks from turning into vandalism. Lisa Morton, who wrote Trick or Treat: A History of Halloween, put it plainly:

Cities looked for ways to buy these kids off, essentially.

The first ones were basements. Families decorated their cellars and children went from house to house, from one scene to the next. A 1937 party pamphlet has fur and strips of raw liver on the walls, wet sponges hung from the ceiling, a crawl through a long dark tunnel, and at the end a black cardboard cat outlined in luminous paint.

The tradition could not exist without Halloween; Halloween would not be the same without it.

Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion opened in 1969, its ghosts made with Pepper’s ghost, an old stage illusion of reflected light, and Morton calls it the start of the haunted attraction industry. Within a few years the Jaycees, the United States Junior Chamber, were raising money with haunted houses across the country, built by volunteers.

Then the professional houses came, with film tie-ins and advertising. A fire at a haunted house in New Jersey killed eight teenagers who could not get out. The rules got stricter, and many of the volunteer houses could not keep up. Larry Kirchner, of the Haunted House Association, told Heller:

It was based on the premise that people would volunteer, but when you have people opening big haunted houses with lots of advertising, that's hard.

That fire is why every room in this house has its way out written in it, and why the way out is never called anything but the way out.

Built by hand, in empty warehouses

Ryan remembers them on the outskirts of town, in warehouses that were usually empty, built by the people who turned up to build them.

I recall being impressed by the DIY spirit of some of them. Folks put a lot of work into making a compelling experience. They poured craft into the effort.

Ryan Boren, his brief for this room, 2026

This one is a set and does not hide it. You can see the screws in the flats, the timber jacks propping up the sides, the tape on the seams and the light coming through them. That is the frightening part and the good part at once: a few people with no budget made you feel something in the dark, and you can see exactly how. It is the same thing Show Your Work says about showing the work while it is still being made.

Eldritch, weird, and who gets made the monster

Eldritch is an old Scots word for unearthly: in Robert Burns’s Tam o’ Shanter, in 1791, the witches give an eldritch skreech. Where its first half comes from is not settled. One guess is elf, and another is an old English root meaning foreign, strange, other. H. P. Lovecraft brought the word back into fashion, and much of the horror he made with it was his fear of people unlike himself.

That is the oldest trick in horror, and the cheapest: make the frightening thing somebody who is different. Disabled bodies, minds that work differently, queer people and strangers have all been made into the monster, and the freak show charged admission for it. Our own write-up for an evening of chimeras heard it happen in a video about monsters:

It is a throwaway line, and it is exactly how the freak show worked: a human body, described as part animal.

Weird is the word we kept. Our Weird page is a long argument for weird pride, and it quotes Ferrous, aka Oolong:

A lot of neurodivergent kids learn early on that they’re ‘weird’. The lucky ones learn to embrace it before they’re forced to internalise the implied shame.

Weirdmisia — hatred of the weird — is the enemy of diversity.

So this house is eldritch, and nobody in it is the monster. On Halloween everybody wears the strange, and here the different are the ones who built the place. Our Halloween playlist, two years ago, said it in four words:

Death, divergence, and whimsy.

The darker half of the year

Samhain closed the harvest and opened the dark half of the year, when the fields rest.

The darker half of the year can become a time of introspection, rest and spiritual renewal.

Remembering belongs here too. Ryan’s brief names remembrance of ancestors, and the people we have lost are part of why a thin veil is a lovely idea rather than a frightening one. Other peoples keep their own days for their dead, in their own ways; this house does not borrow them.

On this street rest is owed, not earned, which is the Healing Checkpoint’s whole argument. The house stays up all year, so there is no hurry. Come back in the spring if the dark half is for sleeping.

Bring something to the house

Somebody in our community asked for this house in the Sandbox’s suggestion box: a place to share haunted things we have made and things we love, pictures and links, with one way to look for them like a scavenger hunt and one way to scroll through them all.

Bring a picture or a link to the house’s channel on the CB. The channel takes pictures and links, like every channel, and keeps them two weeks unless our administrators set it otherwise. Sign on, tune the radio to This room in here, or open the house’s channel on the chat page, and say what it is and whose.

To put something in the house for good, hidden in one of its rooms and in the list with the lights up, say so on the channel or in the suggestion box. It goes in with the name of whoever made it, the way they want to be named, and the day they said yes, and it comes out the moment they ask, deleted rather than hidden. Something you love that somebody else made goes in as a link with their name on it, never as a copy of their picture.

What is not in this house

Who reads the channel, and for how long

Next door

Whose this is

Job marker — an old iron key dropped on the warehouse floor

You have found a job marker. The Adventurer’s Guild is a shopfront on the street, and it posts jobs that send you round these rooms. Take the code below to its board and that job is done. Nothing here is scored, nothing expires, and one is a perfectly good number of jobs to do.

The job: Where the first ones were

Before the code: The first Halloween haunted houses, in the Great Depression, were in one part of family homes, decorated scene by scene for children to go from house to house through. Which part?

Hint 1

It is in the paragraph that starts in bold.

Hint 2

It is under the house, and this house has one too.

Last hint

Downstairs, under the floor: the basement.

Give me the answer

The answer is The basement. The basement, or the cellar. Chris Heller's history for Smithsonian Magazine says families decorated their basements and held house-to-house parties, and a 1937 pamphlet has fur and raw liver on the walls and a black cardboard cat outlined in luminous paint at the end. Lisa Morton says the cities were looking for ways to buy young pranksters off.

Taking the answer is a real way through this, not a lesser one. Nothing is watching and nothing is written down.

Quest code: SKELETONKEY

Hand it in at the Adventurer’s Guild →

HOW LOUD DO YOU WANT IT?

Starts wherever your device says. Nothing moves, flashes, or plays until you say so — and in this house nothing moves at any setting, MAX GLITTER included, because the work lights are on, steadily, behind the set.