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level B2 · the farm and the kitchen · everything grown here

Arlesglad Caverns, level B2

Mycelium Munchies

A mushroom farm with a restaurant at the end of the growing rooms. All kinds of mushrooms, served all kinds of ways, and every one of them grown on the shelves you walk past to get to the pass.

HOW LOUD DO YOU WANT IT?

Starts wherever your device says. Nothing moves, flashes, or plays until you say so.

On the pass: the house specialities

SYNAPSEOF THE SOIL

A patch: Synapse of the Soil. In a dish at the end of the pass, free to take.

A figure of speech for the threads that join the soil up. The farm makes no claim that fungi think.

Signed on to the CB, take one and it goes on the battle jacket in your Profile, sewn on with every other patch on the street, whatever its shape.

The rest of the menu

Every dish says how it is cooked, which mushrooms are in it, and everything else that is in it too, before you order.

The growing rooms

What is on the shelves, what it looks like on this farm’s shelves, what it is like cooked, and what it grows on. Each one says where you will find it on the menu.

Watch Derek Sarno cook them

Want to learn how to cook mushrooms? Watch Derek Sarno’s videos. His Mushroom Masterclass playlist is on one press, and nothing loads from YouTube until you press it.

Mushroom Masterclass - How to cook Mushrooms!, on YouTube, from Derek Sarno’s own channel. No runtime on this one: it is his list, and he keeps adding to it.

His most recent videos

Or pick one: the most recent in the playlist, newest first, as it stood when we read it on 29 September 2026. Every video says how long it runs before you press it, and each title is his, as he wrote it. Each one plays where it hangs, or goes up on the big screen in place of the masterclass.

  • The Meal I Made at The Farm Sanctuary 🔥

    1 August 2026 · 25:28

  • My Greatest Meal In A Van Down By The River

    20 May 2026 · 21:55

  • The Dish That Beats Everything I've Ever Made

    7 April 2026 · 28:36

  • The Most Exciting Ingredient In The Kitchen Right Now

    16 March 2026 · 33:20

  • This New England Classic Made Even Better

    8 December 2025 · 20:17

  • The Special That Sold Out Every Time

    19 October 2025 · 24:24

  • Three Chef Techniques Worth Knowing | King Oyster Mushrooms

    20 September 2025 · 37:27

  • Big Bad Breakfast Filthy Fast vs From Scratch

    21 August 2025 · 34:36

  • Best Camp Cook So Far

    21 May 2025 · 24:56

  • Saying 'I Love You' With Green Enchiladas

    8 May 2025 · 32:23

  • The Back Bone of Every Recipe

    28 April 2025 · 19:42

  • The Perfect Reverse Seared Lions Mane Mushroom Steak

    13 November 2024 · 13:54

  • Party Food Worth Breaking Every Rule For

    18 September 2024 · 28:27

  • What Culinary Schools Won't Teach You

    14 September 2024 · 22:17

  • This Chicken To Mushroom Farm Transformation Will Amaze

    25 August 2024 · 17:03

  • What I Would Serve If I Start Another Restaurant

    21 August 2024 · 15:56

  • KING Mushroom dream tour

    2 April 2024 · 5:03

  • Jersey Mike's but better

    28 March 2024 · 5:13

  • 5 AMAZING Meals From the Best Birria

    28 February 2024 · 11:00

  • The ORIGINAL Lion's Mane Steaks | Rock Star Status

    28 December 2023 · 6:25

Grow your own

Want to learn how to grow your own mushrooms for cooking? Visit North Spore, who sell mushroom growing kits and supplies and write guides to using them. Their How to Use a Mushroom Fruiting Block Kit is a good place to start. It is a shop, which is unusual for a link on this street: we are not affiliated with North Spore, they do not pay us, and the link carries no code or tracking of any kind.

Why a mushroom farm

Because of a post of ours. We once spent a Campfire Learn Together on the way fungi grow, break things down and make something new of what is left, and one line of it is the whole reason this room is under the street:

“Composting is not destruction. It is how a commons renews itself.”

From our own The Mycelial Worldview Is Punk

A mushroom is the fruit. The part that does the growing is the mycelium, the pale threads that run all the way through a block of straw or sawdust and that nobody ever sees on a plate. When a block has given all the mushrooms it is going to, it goes out of the farm as compost. Mushrooms are fungi, not plants, which is also why this is not the plant kitchen upstairs.

House rules

The dishes, the drawings and every word about the mushrooms are ours. The videos and their titles are Derek Sarno’s, on his own channel; he is not affiliated with Stimpunks and does not endorse us. The line in the middle of the page is from our own post, and the rest of the post is there to read. Credits are in the liner notes.

Job marker — a spent growing block on the kitchen floor

You have found a job marker. The Adventurer’s Guild is a shopfront on the street, and it posts jobs that send you round these rooms. Take the code below to its board and that job is done. Nothing here is scored, nothing expires, and one is a perfectly good number of jobs to do.

The job: The farm under the street

Before the code: When a block of straw or sawdust has given all the mushrooms it is going to, what does it go out of the farm as?

Hint 1

It is in the paragraph after the quotation.

Hint 2

Our own line about it is quoted just above.

Last hint

It goes back to the soil.

Give me the answer

The answer is Compost. Compost. The mushroom is only the fruit; the mycelium is the part that grew all the way through the block, and when it is spent the block goes back out as compost. Which is the line of ours the room is built on: composting is not destruction, it is how a commons renews itself.

Taking the answer is a real way through this, not a lesser one. Nothing is watching and nothing is written down.

Quest code: FRUITING

Hand it in at the Adventurer’s Guild →