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A community kitchen
Hey, Good Cookin’
No one is turned away at our kitchen.
A hall with every pot on, on a cold day. The steam off the line has fogged the windows from one end to the other, so the daylight comes in soft along that whole wall and lands on nothing in particular. The only sharp light in here is where a drop has run down the glass and cleared a line you can see the day through. There is no lamp over the food: the pans on the line sit in hot water, which is what keeps them warm, and where all that steam comes from.
Come in
Come to the community kitchen if you’re hungry. Come if you’re curious about cooking. Whether hungry for food or hungry for knowledge, no one is turned away at our kitchen.
Here, you are fed with no strings attached. You don’t have to pay. You don’t have to volunteer. You can just come and eat and be. Cafeteria style self-service, with sit-down restaurant-style seating so you can sit alone, together with friends, or together with strangers who might become friends. Seat yourself. Just look for the communication badge placards at each table.
— Ryan Boren, for the kitchen
No strings
Nothing is asked of you here: not money, not an hour at the sink, not your name, not a reason. There is no jar by the trays and no rota on the wall, and nobody asks whether you really need it. Eat, sit as long as you like, and go when you are ready.
The other place on this street where nothing costs anything is Nothing For Sale, out on the road past the last streetlight: a free market in a lay-by, where everything on the tables is free to take.
Seat yourself
The placards are the interaction badges our community already wears at events, set on a table instead of pinned to a shirt. Each one says how open the table is to company, so nobody at it has to say so out loud, again and again, to everybody who walks up. Colour is never alone: every placard carries a shape and a word as well, so it reads in grey, in bad light, and for anybody who does not see colour the way it was printed.
Green · circle
open community seating where strangers are welcome, you don’t have to ask, just sit wherever there’s a space
Yellow · triangle
if you know one of the folks already seated, you can ask to join
Red · square
please don’t sit here, I want to be alone
And the rules for them, in Ryan’s words too:
If a table doesn’t have a placard, pick one up at the station at the front, and sit it on the table.
If you’re last to leave a table, return the placard to the placard station.
Please don’t red placard a large table. They are for 2-top and 4-top tables. Fill the 2-top tables first.
A table with no placard on it is a table nobody is at yet. A placard is about that table at that meal, never about the person behind it, and it can change: swap it at the station whenever you like, and nobody needs to know why.
The line
Cafeteria style: take a tray from the shelf at the start, slide it along, help yourself, and seat yourself. Every card says what is in the dish, whether it is vegan or vegetarian or which animal it came from, and which of the nine major food allergens it has in it: the nine the FDA names, which are milk, eggs, fish, crustacean shellfish, tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, soy and sesame. Gluten is on the card too, because barley and rye carry it as well as wheat.
Nothing here is certified halal or kosher. Every dish with meat in it says which animal, so you can choose, and pork is only ever in a pan that says pork. Everything is cooked in one kitchen, so a dish that does not list an allergen may still have been near one: if an allergy is serious, say so at the line, and somebody will tell you what has been near what. Every cheese in a vegetarian dish is made with a rennet that came from no animal.
There are no calorie counts, and nothing on a card says what a dish will do for you. Food is food. Nobody here says picky, and nobody is told to finish anything. Anybody who needs their food kept further apart than the plain things below is welcome at Samefood Cafe, a few doors along, and anybody who would rather build their own bowl out of a plant-based pantry, at Vital Plant Living.
The shelf at the start of the line
Take what you need from it. Nobody asks why.
Trays, plates, bowls and cutlery, at the height of a seat as well as a standing hand.
Cutlery with fat handles, and cutlery with weight in it.
Plates with a raised edge to push food up against.
Cups with lids, and bendy straws, paper and plastic.
A tray with a lip all round, to carry across your knees.
The hot line, all week
Three pans, every day, and the same three every week, posted here whole so you can choose before you come. The vegan pan is first every day, and the same size as the other two: nobody vegan should have to reach past meat to get to dinner, and the vegan dish is never the side.
Monday
Red lentil dal with rice
Vegan
In it: red lentils, onion, garlic, ginger, tomatoes, turmeric, cumin, sunflower oil, rice
Everything here is cooked the same way every day, without a sauce, and each in a dish of its own until you put it together. Butter and olive oil are beside it in their own little dishes, never on it.
Brown sugar, raisins and oat milk are beside it. Oats are not wheat, barley or rye, so it is not marked gluten; but most oats are grown and milled near wheat, so oats kept away from it are in their own tin, labelled.
In it: firm tofu, onion, turmeric, black salt, sunflower oil
Contains soy. No gluten.
Scrambled eggs
Vegetarian
In it: eggs, butter, salt
Contains milk and eggs. No gluten.
Something sweet
Fruit
Vegan
In it: apples, bananas, oranges, grapes, whatever else is in season
None of the nine, and no gluten.
Apple crumble
Vegan
In it: apples, oats, wheat flour, brown sugar, sunflower oil, cinnamon
Contains wheat and gluten.
Chocolate chip cookies
Vegetarian
In it: wheat flour, butter, sugar, eggs, chocolate chips (cocoa, sugar, milk, soy lecithin), vanilla, baking soda
Contains milk, eggs, wheat, soy and gluten.
Rice pudding
Vegetarian
In it: rice, milk, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla
Contains milk. No gluten.
To drink
Water
Vegan
In it: water
None of the nine, and no gluten.
Always, from a tap at seated height as well as standing.
Coffee
Vegan
In it: coffee
None of the nine, and no gluten.
Tea
Vegan
In it: black tea, or herbal tea
None of the nine, and no gluten.
Oat milk
Vegan
In it: oat milk
None of the nine, and no gluten.
Soy milk
Vegan
In it: soy milk
Contains soy. No gluten.
Apple juice
Vegan
In it: apple juice
None of the nine, and no gluten.
Milk
Vegetarian
In it: cow’s milk
Contains milk. No gluten.
Nothing on the line has crustacean shellfish and tree nuts in it.
The line from a chair
The line and every table are built to work from a wheelchair. Every number here is out of the 2010 ADA Standards for Accessible Design, as the U.S. Access Board publishes them, and each one links to its section there.
The tray slide runs the whole length of the line, with its top between 28 and 34 inches (710 and 865 mm) off the floor, so a tray slides along at the height of a seat. ADA 904
Every pan, shelf and dispenser on the line is in reach from a seat: nothing higher than 48 inches (1220 mm) and nothing lower than 15 inches (380 mm). The standard asks this of at least half of each kind of self-service shelf. Here it is all of them. ADA 308, ADA 227
Every table top is between 28 and 34 inches (710 and 865 mm) high, with clear space under it up to 27 inches (685 mm) and at least 30 inches (760 mm) wide, for knees and a wheelchair. ADA 902, ADA 306
Every aisle is at least 36 inches (915 mm) wide. ADA 403
There is room to turn a wheelchair right round, a circle 60 inches (1525 mm) across, at both ends of the line and by the placard station. ADA 304
The standard asks for at least one seat in twenty at a dining surface to be built this way. Here it is every seat, so there is no wheelchair table, and nobody has to sit wherever the wheelchair seat happens to be. ADA 226
And what no standard measures:
Help on the line is offered, never assumed. Ask for a hand with a tray, a ladle or a lid, and somebody gives it; nobody takes your tray off you to be kind.
If the line is more than you have in you today — standing, waiting, carrying, choosing quickly — sit down anywhere and say so, and somebody brings the week’s board, and then the plate.
At every table one place has no chair in it, and every chair lifts out, so anybody can sit anywhere.
The whole week is on this page, so you can choose before you arrive rather than at the counter with people waiting behind you.
The teaching kitchen
Hungry for knowledge counts too. The teaching kitchen is at the back: a counter at table height with room under it for knees and a wheelchair, a mirror angled over it so everybody can see the cook’s hands, and a screen beside the mirror. There is no sign-up, and nobody takes a register. Every class is written here in full, to follow at your own pace, in here or at home. Each one says how long it takes before you start, what it sounds and smells like, and that all of it can be done sitting down. Nothing is graded, and nothing ends in a certificate.
Hold a knife, or don’t
An onion, a carrot and a pepper cut small, which is how most things start
Hands on
15 to 20 minutes
In all
15 to 20 minutes
Sitting down
All of it. The teaching counter is at table height, with room under it for knees and a wheelchair.
What it is like
The knife on the board, a steady knock. Cut onion stings the eyes and nose for a few minutes; goggles hang on a hook by the counter, and nobody says a word about them.
You need: A cutting board on a damp cloth, and a sharp knife: a blunt one needs more force, and force is what makes a knife slip. Or kitchen scissors, or a chopper you press down on.
What goes in: An onion, a carrot, a pepper.
Put the board on a damp cloth so it stays where you put it.
Cut the onion in half from the root to the tip and peel off the papery skin. Lay each half flat side down: anything lying on a flat side cannot roll.
Curl the fingertips of the hand holding it under, knuckles forward, so the flat of the blade rests against your knuckles and your fingertips are behind them. That is the claw.
Cut by pushing the knife forward and down, and move the claw back a little after every cut.
For something round, like a carrot, cut a thin slice off one side first, so it lies flat. Then do the same.
If a knife is not for you today, kitchen scissors cut spring onions, herbs and peppers well, and a chopper you press down on does an onion in seconds. Frozen chopped onion and bags of cut vegetables count as cooking. Nobody checks.
A pot of rice, and a pot of beans
Plain rice for four, and black beans from a tin or from dry
Hands on
10 minutes
In all
rice in 30 minutes; beans from dry take a night’s soak and 1 to 2 hours more
Sitting down
All of it. The teaching counter is at table height, with room under it for knees and a wheelchair.
What it is like
A quiet one. A lid that rattles means the heat is too high, which is the pot telling you to turn it down.
You need: A pot with a lid that fits, a sieve, and a fork.
What goes in: 1 cup of long-grain white rice, 1½ cups of water, salt. A tin of black beans, or a cup of dried ones. Oil, garlic, cumin.
Rinse the rice in a sieve under the tap until the water runs nearly clear.
Put it in the pot with the water and a pinch of salt, and bring it to the boil.
Turn the heat to its lowest, put the lid on, and leave it for 15 minutes without lifting the lid.
Take it off the heat and leave it covered for 10 minutes more, then loosen it with a fork. Brown rice wants more water and about twice as long; its bag says how much.
Beans from a tin: drain and rinse them, and warm them in a pot with a splash of water, a little oil, salt, a crushed clove of garlic and a pinch of cumin.
Beans from dry: soak them overnight in plenty of water, drain them, cover them with fresh water by a couple of inches, and simmer them until they are soft all the way through, which takes 1 to 2 hours depending on the bean. Salt them near the end.
Soup out of what is there
A big pot of vegetable soup, about six bowls
Hands on
20 minutes
In all
50 minutes
Sitting down
All of it. The teaching counter is at table height, with room under it for knees and a wheelchair.
What it is like
Onions in oil hiss, then go quiet and sweet-smelling. The blender at the end is loud for about a minute; skip it and the soup is a chunky one, which is also soup.
You need: A big pot, a wooden spoon, and a stick blender if you want it smooth.
What goes in: 2 tablespoons of oil, an onion, 2 carrots, 2 sticks of celery, 2 cloves of garlic, 2 potatoes, a tin of chopped tomatoes, 4 cups (1 litre) of vegetable stock, salt and pepper, and whatever else is in the drawer.
Chop the onion, carrots and celery small, and cook them in the oil over a medium heat with a pinch of salt for 8 to 10 minutes, stirring now and then, until they are soft but not brown.
Add the garlic, chopped, and cook it for a minute.
Add the potatoes in small cubes, the tomatoes and the stock. Bring it to the boil, then turn it down and simmer it for 20 to 25 minutes, until a piece of potato is soft when you poke it.
Taste it. A soup tastes flat until it has enough salt: add a little, stir, taste, and add again.
Blend it, or don’t.
Soup keeps in the fridge for a few days. Reheat it until it is steaming hot all the way through.
Another way: With chicken: stir in cooked chicken at the end and heat the soup until it is steaming hot all the way through, to 165°F (74°C).
Safe temperatures, from FoodSafety.gov: Leftovers, of any kind: 165°F (74°C); Chicken, turkey and other poultry, all of it: 165°F (74°C).
One tray, one oven, and a chair
Roast vegetables with chickpeas, or with chicken thighs, for two to four
Hands on
15 minutes
In all
45 minutes
Sitting down
All of it. The teaching counter is at table height, with room under it for knees and a wheelchair.
What it is like
The oven ticks as it heats, and the tray spits a little. It smells of roasting from about twenty minutes in. Oven gloves that cover the forearm hang on the hook by the oven.
You need: A big baking tray, oven gloves, and a food thermometer for the chicken.
What goes in: 4 potatoes or sweet potatoes, 3 carrots, 2 peppers, an onion, a tin of chickpeas, 3 tablespoons of oil, salt, pepper, and paprika or cumin.
Heat the oven to 425°F (220°C).
Cut the vegetables into pieces about the same size as each other, so they are done at the same time.
Toss them on the tray with the oil, salt and spice, and spread them out in one layer. Piled up, they steam instead of browning.
Roast them for 20 minutes.
Drain the chickpeas, pat them dry, and scatter them over. Turn everything over with a spatula, and roast it for 15 to 20 minutes more, until the edges are brown and the potatoes are soft.
Most of this is waiting, and all the waiting can be done sitting down.
Another way: With chicken: leave out the chickpeas and lay 4 chicken thighs on the vegetables from the start, skin side up. They are done when a thermometer in the thickest part says 165°F (74°C), which is FoodSafety.gov’s number for chicken.
Safe temperatures, from FoodSafety.gov: Chicken, turkey and other poultry, all of it: 165°F (74°C).
Eggs, and a scramble without them
Scrambled eggs, or a tofu scramble, for one or two
Hands on
10 minutes
In all
10 minutes
Sitting down
All of it. The teaching counter is at table height, with room under it for knees and a wheelchair.
What it is like
A quiet one. The butter or the oil sizzles softly; if it spits, the pan is too hot.
You need: A non-stick pan and a flat spatula.
What goes in: 3 eggs, a knob of butter or a spoon of oil, salt. Or a block of firm tofu, half an onion, a pinch of turmeric, salt and pepper, and black salt if you have it.
Beat the eggs in a bowl with a pinch of salt.
Melt the butter in the pan over a low to medium heat, and pour the eggs in.
Push them slowly from the edges into the middle with the spatula, and keep going until there is no runny egg left: FoodSafety.gov says to cook eggs until the yolk and the white are firm.
For the scramble without eggs: soften the chopped onion in the oil, crumble the tofu in with your hands, and add the turmeric, which is for colour, and salt and pepper.
Cook it for 5 to 8 minutes, stirring, until it is hot and catching a little at the edges. A pinch of black salt at the end makes it smell of eggs, if that is what you want.
Safe temperatures, from FoodSafety.gov: Eggs: Cook until the yolk and the white are firm.
Beef, pork, lamb and veal steaks, roasts and chops
145°F (63°C), then rest 3 minutes
Fish
145°F (63°C), or cook until the flesh is no longer translucent and separates easily with a fork
Eggs
Cook until the yolk and the white are firm
Egg dishes, such as a frittata or a quiche
160°F (71°C)
Leftovers, of any kind
165°F (74°C)
Every hot dish on the line is cooked to these too, and leftovers are heated to 165°F (74°C) before they go back out.
The teaching screen
The screen beside the mirror over the teaching counter. Every video on the rack plays where it hangs, or goes up here with the button under it. Nothing plays until you press play, and every video says how long it runs before you press it.
The teaching screen. Nothing is on it. Any video on the rack can go up here with the button under it, and nothing loads until you press one.
The rack
The last month from cooking channels Ryan chose, in the order he listed them: their videos and their shorts, newest first under each. A machine refills it every morning and the older ones go off the end, so nobody here watched these first. The titles are the channels’ own, as they wrote them, and some of them say things about food and bodies that nobody in this kitchen would. The house rules are ours, not theirs.
The rack was last filled at 1:02 am on Sunday 4 October, Mountain time, with what each channel put up since Friday 4 September. Anything on it can go up on the teaching screen.
A month of their videos, newest first under each channel
Its videos and shorts feed did not reach back a whole month the last time it was read, so some of its month may be missing here. It fills in as the mornings go by.
Its shorts feed did not reach back a whole month the last time it was read, so some of its month may be missing here. It fills in as the mornings go by.
5 Steak Sauces Every Cook Should Know
Thursday 1 October · 25:27
Restaurant Hacks I Still Use To Make Home Cooking Simple
Thursday 24 September · 25:42
What It Takes to Feed an NFL Team
Thursday 17 September · 24:45
I Made The Internets 10 Favourite Sandwiches And Rated Them
Thursday 10 September · 22:02
Skirt Steak for the win 🥩 🥇
Saturday 3 October · 0:59
Can I taste homemade?
Friday 2 October · 1:18
The Boil Up Bro!
Wednesday 30 September · 0:44
Everyone overcooks pork Here is how I cook a juicy pork scotch steak with @GetSomePorkOnYourFork
Tuesday 29 September · 1:03
Parāoa Parai - Fry Bread
Monday 28 September · 0:57
Is the horizontal cut on a diced onion really necessary? 🧅
Friday 25 September · 0:58
Beef Jerky might just be the goat of golf snacks ⛳️
Monday 21 September · 0:45
Steak Quesadilla 🥩 🌮
Saturday 19 September · 0:58
Parmesan rind for the win 🪤
Friday 18 September · 0:24
I spent 5 days with last year's Super Bowl winners the Seattle Seahawks full video now live.
Thursday 17 September · 0:19
I had to try @ChrisYoungCooks rice sooker STP recipe.
Its videos feed did not reach back a whole month the last time it was read, so some of its month may be missing here. It fills in as the mornings go by.
Served in 5 Sec!!! Japan’s $2 Morning Noodle Shop for Hungry Workers!
Saturday 3 October · 26:23
Why 250 People a Day Rush to This Hidden Mountain Udon Shop for $5 Fried Chicken Meals
Saturday 3 October · 44:10
Why People Line Up for This Garage Udon Shop Hidden in Japan’s Rice Fields
Friday 2 October · 50:33
Why Night-Shift Workers Rush to This ¥500 Yakitori Stand at 9AM in Osaka
Thursday 1 October · 24:24
How Japan's Fastest Udon Shop Serves 1,000 Bowls in 0 Seconds
Wednesday 30 September · 29:12
How This Tiny Japanese Shop Serves a Hormone Rice Bowl Every 15 Seconds
Wednesday 30 September · 27:08
Why 73 y/o Grandma’s Comes 2AM Tiny $3 Bento Shop? | Japanese Student Lunch
Wednesday 30 September · 1:16:10
Why Workers Rush to This Japanese Diner for Huge Meals at Insanely Low Prices
Tuesday 29 September · 35:18
Japan’s Octopus Food! How Tiny Shop Serves 500g Takoyaki to Hungry Regulars
Tuesday 29 September · 34:50
Why This 86-Year-Old Grandma Works 19 Hours a Day Selling 35-Cent Bread
Monday 28 September · 38:25
How Does a 16-Seat Osaka Diner Fry 1,800 Karaage in a Single Day?
Sunday 27 September · 14:20
How a 27-Year-Old Woman Sells 80 Onigiri from a 220-Pound Cart in Osaka
Sunday 27 September · 1:09:55
Sold Out by Noon! Osaka's $6 Fried Rice Is Piled Too High to Finish
Sunday 27 September · 26:47
Why 200 Bettors Rush to the Only Diner in a Japanese Bike-Racing Arena?
Saturday 26 September · 46:01
Over 1kg of Ramen for $6! A Truck Stop Diner Built for Long-Haul Drivers
Its shorts feed did not reach back a whole month the last time it was read, so some of its month may be missing here. It fills in as the mornings go by.
You're Probably Using Salt Wrong
Wednesday 30 September · 13:14
Probably the Best Side Dish in the World
Wednesday 23 September · 11:24
Probably the Best Chicken Dish in the World
Wednesday 16 September · 16:15
We Butchered & Tasted a 200kg Tuna With a Sushi Master
How Brooklyn’s Hottest Pizzaiolo Eats on His Day Off — Chef’s Day Off
Monday 28 September · 14:49
The Chef Behind NYC's No. 1 Restaurant Breaks Down His Three Defining Dishes — Dishing With Dan
Monday 21 September · 18:12
The McDonald's-Inspired Breakfast Sandwich That Took Over Philly — Most-Ordered
Wednesday 16 September · 13:54
The Pakistani Chopped Cheese That Has NYC Obsessed — Most-Ordered
Wednesday 9 September · 11:19
Is this pastrami, egg, and cheese Philly's best breakfast sandwich?
Saturday 3 October · 1:42
How to make the spice mix for Nishaan's Pakistani chopped cheese
Friday 25 September · 1:46
This Mcdonald's inspired "MidGriddle" is taking over Philadelphia #food
Saturday 19 September · 1:39
Why Gregory Gourdet loves the Biryani at NYC's Dhamaka #nyc #eater
Tuesday 15 September · 1:19
Is this the best twist on classic chopped cheese sandwich? #shorts
Saturday 12 September · 1:23
Why this short rib sandwich takes 3 days to make #shorts #recipe #eater
Sunday 6 September · 0:45
Nothing from FOOD☆STAR this month.
What the kitchen keeps
Nobody is turned away, and nobody is asked for anything: not money, not work, not a name, not a reason.
Nobody is counted. No tally of meals, no count of who came, and nothing that remembers you were here.
Every dish says what is in it before you take it, and which animal, if it has one.
The vegan pan is first, every day.
Nothing plays until you press play, and every video says how long it runs before you press it. A video whose channel has switched off showing it on other sites is a link to YouTube instead, and says why.
Nothing moves, at any setting. The steam in the picture stays where it was drawn.
The only green, yellow and red in the room are the placards, so on a table a colour always means what the placard says.
Whose it is
The welcome, the placards and their rules are Ryan Boren’s, word for word from his brief for this room. The placards are interaction badges on a table: they were first developed by Autism Network International, as our Interaction Badges page says, and the circle, the triangle and the square are the shapes on that page and on Cavendish Cards’ badge maker, which Ryan’s brief links. The temperatures are FoodSafety.gov’s, the nine allergens are the FDA’s, and every measurement of the line is the 2010 ADA Standards’; each was read on its own page on 2026-10-04. The menu and the classes were written for this room. The name plays on the title of Hank Williams’s 1951 song Hey, Good Lookin’, and nothing else of the song is here. The videos belong to their channels, none of which is affiliated with Stimpunks. Set in Corben, by Vernon Adams, and Parkinsans, by Red Stone, both under the SIL Open Font License. Every source is in the liner notes.
Job marker — a blue enamel ladle, set down on the floor by the placard station
You have found a job marker. The Adventurer’s Guild is a shopfront on the street, and it posts jobs that send you round these rooms. Take the code below to its board and that job is done. Nothing here is scored, nothing expires, and one is a perfectly good number of jobs to do.
The job: What shape is on a red placard?
Before the code: What shape is on a red placard?
Hint 1
It is in the part of the room called Seat yourself.
Hint 2
Every placard has a colour, a shape and a word.
Last hint
Four equal sides.
Give me the answer
The answer is A square. A square: green carries a circle, yellow a triangle and red a square, so the placard says what it says to somebody who cannot tell the colours apart.
Taking the answer is a real way through this, not a lesser one. Nothing is watching and nothing is written down.