on the street · after closing · the cabinet light is on
An ice cream parlour on the street, after closing
The Doom Scoop
Daily news, usually bad.
Every morning a timer reads the channels Ryan keeps an eye on and fills a tub in the cabinet with what they put out between five the morning before and five that morning. That is the morning edition. The newest stands at the front with the scoop in it; the six mornings before it are behind it, each a flavour of its own and each a little more scraped out than the last.
A week, and then it is gone. The eighth morning is not kept, not archived and not moved to a back page. It goes, and it is still on the channel that posted it. Up the street is the Doomscroll, whose whole shape is a roll with no end to it. This one has a bottom, and you can see it from the door.
The cabinet was last filled at 5:16 am on Thursday 12 November, Mountain time, and the newest tub is that morning’s.
Behind the counter
- Nothing plays until you press it. Nothing reaches YouTube until you press a scoop, and pressing one plays that video and no other.
- Every tub has a screen of its own at the top. Any video in that tub plays where it is, or goes up on the screen, bigger, with the second button under it. Taking it off leaves the screen empty again.
- Every scoop says how long it runs before you press it, when it went up and whose channel it is on. A short is the shape of a phone, because that is the shape it plays in.
- Nobody here watched any of it before it went up. A timer filled the cabinet. What it asked about every video is whether it plays, whether it can be shown on this site and how long it runs. A video whose channel will not let it be shown on another site, or that YouTube shows only to signed-in adults, is a door out to YouTube rather than a screen in here, and it says which.
- The headlines are the channels’ own, word for word and capital for capital, and some of them shout. Rewriting somebody’s headline would be putting words in their mouth.
- Nothing is ranked and nothing is counted. No views, no likes, nothing trending and no most-watched. The sources are in the groups Ryan put them in and the order he listed them, and each one’s scoops are in the order they went up.
- A feed only reaches so far back. A channel’s feed carries its newest uploads and nothing older, so a channel that posts a great deal between two mornings has the earliest of them left off. Where that has happened, the tub says so on that channel rather than looking complete.
- Every time is Mountain time, the street’s own clock.
On the counter
Ground News and MeidasTouch News publish no feed a timer can read, so nothing is scooped from them. One answers “not found” wherever a feed usually lives and the other puts up a bot check, and a bot check is somebody saying no to a machine. They are doors on the counter instead, to their own front pages as they are today.
In the cabinet
Thursday 12 November Vanilla the morning edition: five on Wednesday morning to five on Thursday
Thursday’s screen. Nothing is on it. Any video in this tub can go up here with the button under it, and nothing loads until you press one.
Independent News
MeidasTouch
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🚨Trump’s COLLAPSE CONTINUES as He DIGS DEEPER!!!
Wednesday 5:00 am · 17:43
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🚨Zelenskyy BLASTS Trump as TALKS BACKFIRE!!!
Wednesday 6:30 am · 18:22
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Trump Just Made His NIGHTMARE MUCH WORSE!!
Wednesday 8:00 am · 22:10
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🚨Iran UNVEILS SECRET WEAPON as Trump EVACUATES!!!!
Wednesday 9:45 am · 17:36
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🚨 Trump FALLS APART in VETERANS DAY DISASTER!!!
Wednesday 11:33 am · 18:00
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🚨 Trump’s THREATS against Dems JUST BACKFIRED!!!!
Wednesday 1:00 pm · 21:02
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🚨Hegseth SCREAMED AT by ARMY SENTINEL!!!
Wednesday 2:43 pm · 12:24
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BREAKING: Dems OFFICIALLY WIN Mississippi SENATE RACE!!!
Wednesday 4:01 pm · 13:45
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🚨BREAKING: Alina HABBA FIRED…LOSES $50 MILLION!!
Wednesday 5:30 pm · 9:55
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Trump’s FATAL MOVE Just BLEW UP EVERYTHING!!!
Wednesday 7:30 pm · 17:13
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🚨DOJ in FULL COLLAPSE as NO ONE SHOWS!!!
Wednesday 9:00 pm · 15:26
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🚨 Trump White House NAMES MEIDAS in THREAT LETTER!!!
Wednesday 10:30 pm · 12:48
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🚨 HEGSETH Gets WARNING from ANGRY VETERANS...
Thursday 12:00 am · 15:38
Heather Cox Richardson
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Hitting the Ground Running
Wednesday 1:32 pm · 16:22
Late Night
A Closer Look — Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Trump Called "Loser" by a Reporter, Claims Election Fraud, Backtracks on Immigration: A Closer Look
Wednesday 7:00 pm · 13:37
Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Trump Brags About Himself on Veterans Day & Hegseth Embarrasses Himself at Arlington Cemetery
Wednesday 9:35 pm · 15:14
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Arnold Schwarzenegger on Trump Asking for His Support, Being a Republican & World’s Hottest Grandpa
Thursday 12:00 am · 18:13
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Joseph Zada on Hunger Games Audition, Studying Woody Harrelson & Growing Up in Australia
Thursday 12:00 am · 7:49
The Daily Show
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Sports War: Tomlin Tackles Minecraft & Ailing Dutchman Gets the Gift of Gambling | The Daily Show
Wednesday 6:09 am · 6:11
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Hegseth Impeachment Fails After 11 Dems Play Hooky & Blue Wave Comes for Boebert | The Daily Show
Wednesday 8:00 pm · 9:17
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Ron Howard on Richard Avedon’s Creative Courage & Preserving Artistry | The Daily Show
Wednesday 9:29 pm · 10:39
YouTubers
Jason Salmon
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Happy Veterans Day! Here's hoping we get our troops back home soon #veteransday #iranwar #draft
Wednesday 9:00 am · 0:43
Texas Paul
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MAGA is doing a fundraiser for Ole Miss Bigot Lauren Mayfield. These awful people didn't go away!!
Wednesday 11:56 am · 1:38
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Want good policy? Act now! Set the agenda for the new congress! John Lewis told us what to do!
Wednesday 5:13 pm · 3:00
Tennessee Brando
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Democrats Need to GET IT TOGETHER!
Wednesday 12:00 pm · 14:25
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Massie Just TURNED on Trump's Defense Secretary!
Wednesday 7:00 pm · 8:00
Lawyer Oyer
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Alina Habba’s rough week
Wednesday 3:01 pm · 2:59
Hawk’s Podcasts / mdg650hawk
Its feed did not reach back to five on Wednesday morning, so some of its day may be missing from this tub.
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It messed with their heads
Wednesday 5:00 am · 1:47
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Zionism is racism
Wednesday 12:00 pm · 1:22
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Racist ICE killer
Wednesday 1:00 pm · 1:33
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Shame on them
Wednesday 2:00 pm · 0:34
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No on Schumer
Wednesday 3:00 pm · 0:55
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Dr. Ann Lawani
Wednesday 4:00 pm · 2:05
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And another one
Wednesday 5:00 pm · 0:07
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Show up for work
Wednesday 6:00 pm · 0:39
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#news AIPAC wanted Hegseth to stay
Wednesday 7:00 pm · 1:58
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Angie Nixon will win in 2028
Wednesday 8:00 pm · 2:38
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This would transform our economy
Wednesday 9:00 pm · 0:56
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No Schumer, No Jeffries
Wednesday 10:00 pm · 2:47
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Jockstrap Gym Jordan is a taint-sniffing liar
Wednesday 11:00 pm · 1:30
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This is our time
Thursday 12:00 am · 1:03
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Ethnic cleansing
Thursday 1:00 am · 2:23
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MAHA Morons
Thursday 2:00 am · 0:36
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Nothing from Monologues on Late Night this morning.
Wednesday 11 November Mint the morning edition: five on Tuesday morning to five on Wednesday
Wednesday’s screen. Nothing is on it. Any video in this tub can go up here with the button under it, and nothing loads until you press one.
Independent News
MeidasTouch
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Trump’s COLLAPSE Takes EVEN DARKER TURN!!!
Tuesday 5:00 am · 21:03
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🚨Trump CAVES as Iran TURNS THE TABLES!!!
Tuesday 6:30 am · 19:26
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🚨Trump’s Inner Circle ALREADY FLIPS!!
Tuesday 8:00 am · 17:09
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🚨Fox CRASHES ON LIVE TV as END IS NEAR!!!
Tuesday 9:30 am · 17:06
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🚨 Trump’s COLLAPSE ACCELERATES!!!
Tuesday 11:10 am · 25:52
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🚨GOP Makes FATAL MOVE on CAPITOL HILL!!!
Tuesday 1:07 pm · 38:55
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🚨 Trump FALLS APART on WORLD STAGE!!!
Tuesday 3:00 pm · 16:27
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🚨 Fox airs WORST NEWS YET for TRUMP...
Tuesday 4:30 pm · 11:53
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🚨BREAKING: ALINA HABBA GETS CHARGED!!!
Tuesday 8:16 pm · 15:35
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🚨 Trump Gets BAD NEWS as DEMS MOVE to BLOCK HIS JUDGES...
Tuesday 9:45 pm · 14:59
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🚨Trump CAN’T HIDE THIS Anymore!!
Tuesday 11:00 pm · 19:18
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🚨 Trump's IRAN WAR BACKFIRES in WAYS HE NEVER EXPECTED...
Wednesday 12:30 am · 13:45
Heather Cox Richardson
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Politics Chat, November 10, 2026
Tuesday 11:40 pm · 52:00
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Today in Politics Chat | Livestream Replay
Tuesday 11:41 pm · 50:15
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Trajectory of Democrats: Big Changes in Accountability and Affordability | Explainer
Wednesday 12:02 am · 21:22
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Republicans Hitched Their Wagon and He’s Not Well | Explainer
Wednesday 12:19 am · 16:26
Late Night
Monologues on Late Night
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RFK Jr. Praises Trump for Naming Stephen Miller as Chief of Staff
Tuesday 7:00 pm · 12:41
Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Trump Praises Hegseth’s Doozy of a Press Conference, Milks the MAGA Faithful & Melania’s New Show
Tuesday 9:35 pm · 15:23
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Jesse Welles – The Nerd Reich
Wednesday 12:00 am · 3:44
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Jodie Foster on Crazy Superstitions, Training with FBI Agents & Playing a Villain in Disney's Hexed
Wednesday 12:00 am · 12:49
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Andrew Scott on Being a Child Actor, Fans Spotting Him and Phoebe Waller-Bridge & New Movie Elsinore
Wednesday 12:00 am · 8:14
The Daily Show
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The Nvidia Honey Trap Chinese Sexpionage Scandal, Explained | The Daily Show
Tuesday 7:59 pm · 9:23
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Kathryn Hahn on Improvising with Nicolas Cage in “Madden” | The Daily Show
Tuesday 9:30 pm · 10:32
YouTubers
Texas Paul
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Eileen Laubacher beats Boebert but wait until you hear what's happening in Alaska!
Tuesday 6:02 am · 2:58
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Hegseth & Rubio throw Trump under the bus & more! Big day!!
Tuesday 1:22 pm · 1:32
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Mike Little Johnson pulls procedural stunt and sends impeachment of Hegseth to committee to die!
Tuesday 4:43 pm · 2:32
Tennessee Brando
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Someone Needs to ANSWER for Mitch McConnell!
Tuesday 9:00 am · 8:11
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Trump Just Made a FOOL of Himself AGAIN!
Tuesday 2:32 pm · 9:58
Lawyer Oyer
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Fired . . . again!
Tuesday 1:35 pm · 1:55
Hawk’s Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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Self-inflicted wound
Tuesday 2:00 pm · 1:52
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Nvidia
Tuesday 3:00 pm · 2:22
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Jockstrap Gym Jordan
Tuesday 5:00 pm · 2:54
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More new Dems need to speak out publicly
Tuesday 6:00 pm · 2:21
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Only two more years left
Tuesday 7:00 pm · 1:30
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Trump knew and took him anyway
Tuesday 8:00 pm · 1:42
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We can still criminally prosecute Trump
Tuesday 9:00 pm · 1:33
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Total repudiation of Trump and MAGA
Tuesday 10:00 pm · 1:12
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J
Tuesday 11:00 pm · 1:56
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I feel so much better
Tuesday 11:28 pm · 0:23
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I would support kicking her out
Wednesday 12:00 am · 1:03
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Yo John!
Wednesday 1:00 am · 0:26
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But that’s me
Wednesday 3:00 am · 0:23
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What’s he gonna think about?
Wednesday 4:00 am · 0:45
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Nothing from A Closer Look — Late Night with Seth Meyers and Jason Salmon this morning.
Tuesday 10 November Lemon sorbet the morning edition: five on Monday morning to five on Tuesday
Tuesday’s screen. Nothing is on it. Any video in this tub can go up here with the button under it, and nothing loads until you press one.
Independent News
MeidasTouch
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Trump PANICS as DC HELL BEGINS!!!
Monday 5:00 am · 17:43
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🚨Iran TWISTS THE KNIFE!!!
Monday 6:30 am · 28:56
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🚨Dems RETURN and MAKE HIM SUFFER!!!
Monday 8:00 am · 19:35
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🚨 Fox COLLAPSE ON LIVE TV just Got EVEN WORSE!!!
Monday 9:30 am · 19:03
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🚨 Trump FALLS APART as Congress RETURNS!!!
Monday 11:19 am · 18:12
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🚨 Iran STRIKES OMAN!!!
Monday 1:00 pm · 13:12
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Trump PANICS as IMPEACHMENT ARTICLES HIT!!
Monday 2:36 pm · 19:11
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Trump JUST CRACKED at PRESSER!!!
Monday 4:23 pm · 15:07
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🚨Trump’s DOWNFALL Gets Worse…MAGA CALLS IT QUITS!!!
Monday 5:30 pm · 11:04
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🚨MAGA Mike FREAKS OUT as NO ONE SHOWS!!!!
Monday 7:30 pm · 27:23
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Trump watches DOMINOES FALL!!!
Monday 9:00 pm · 31:25
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🚨 Trump Gets HUMILIATED After MAGA's OBAMA STUNT BACKFIRES...
Monday 10:30 pm · 24:05
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🚨 Hegseth Gets MORE BAD NEWS as VETERANS HEAD TO DC!!!
Tuesday 12:00 am · 15:28
Heather Cox Richardson
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The Law is King
Monday 12:36 pm · 13:16
Late Night
A Closer Look — Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Trump Goes on 60 Minutes & Promotes Stephen Miller, Boebert Loses, Zohran Schools Fox: A Closer Look
Monday 7:00 pm · 18:23
Monologues on Late Night
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Trump Names Stephen Miller as His New Chief of Staff
Tuesday 3:00 am · 19:30
Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Trump Cries Rigged Election, “Kidding" About Hiring Dana White & White House Insults Jimmy Kimmel
Monday 9:35 pm · 15:56
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Will Ferrell Interrupts Andy Richter’s Interview About His New Elf Book
Tuesday 12:00 am · 9:31
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Bill Murray on Meeting Huey Lewis, Driving Around Ireland with Tom Coyne & What About Bob Screening
Tuesday 12:00 am · 16:59
The Daily Show
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Precap: The Midterms Have Desi Lydic Feeling the "Opposite of Despair" | The Daily Show
Monday 7:44 pm · 36:05
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Trump Hopes for Heaven on "60 Minutes" & Stephen Miller Becomes Chief of Staff | The Daily Show
Monday 9:00 pm · 22:18
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Rachel Maddow on the Midterms & Examining the DOJ in “Department of Fate” | The Daily Show
Monday 9:30 pm · 23:42
YouTubers
Jason Salmon
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There is no team more like America than the Dallas Cowboys #dallascowboys #nfl #jerryjones
Monday 9:09 am · 1:47
Texas Paul
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My advice to Todd Blanche on his making threats against Democrats. Trump isn't worth it.
Monday 6:58 am · 2:47
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Pete Hegseth is about to be impeached. Looks like there are between 227-230 votes in favor.
Monday 12:36 pm · 0:47
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What they are doing to Mitch Mcconnell is elder abuse and it needs to stop!
Monday 5:50 pm · 0:42
Tennessee Brando
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Trump Just ADMITTED What We Knew All Along!
Monday 11:55 am · 12:38
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Trump and Fox News Are BACKPEDALING Like Crazy!
Monday 4:00 pm · 12:13
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I’ve Been Saying This About Trump’s Family for YEARS!
Monday 7:00 pm · 10:09
Lawyer Oyer
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DOJ prepares for showdown with Congress
Monday 3:33 pm · 2:48
Hawk’s Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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They prosecute children in military courts
Monday 6:00 am · 0:15
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IDF killed her mother
Monday 7:00 am · 0:56
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Genocidal war criminals
Monday 8:00 am · 1:54
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They’re just dumb
Monday 8:37 am · 3:00
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Ten Years
Monday 8:38 am · 2:19
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Have the day you voted for
Monday 8:38 am · 3:00
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It started in 1948
Monday 9:00 am · 0:54
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Israel First
Monday 10:00 am · 1:18
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Every inch of Israel is Palestine
Monday 11:00 am · 0:52
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Steven Miller is just evil
Monday 11:42 am · 3:00
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Does Palestine have a right to exist?
Monday 12:00 pm · 1:35
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Gaza is flooded
Monday 1:00 pm · 1:19
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Why do they all look like dirty homeless Phish fans?
Monday 2:00 pm · 1:08
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An Israeli war criminal
Monday 3:00 pm · 1:59
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Monday 9 November Pistachio the morning edition: five on Sunday morning to five on Monday
Monday’s screen. Nothing is on it. Any video in this tub can go up here with the button under it, and nothing loads until you press one.
Independent News
MeidasTouch
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Trump’s DOWNFALL Just Got WORSE!!!
Sunday 5:00 am · 14:57
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🚨 Trump STRIKES IRAN as TIME RUNS OUT!!
Sunday 7:00 am · 20:46
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🚨TOP General CALLS ON Trump TO CONFESS!!!
Sunday 9:00 am · 16:05
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Trump has CATASTROPHIC SUNDAY!!!
Sunday 11:17 am · 26:29
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🚨 Biden’s REVENGE Is Finally HERE!!!
Sunday 1:44 pm · 21:40
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🚨 Fox COLLAPSES ON AIR as IT FINALLY HAPPENS!!!!
Sunday 3:15 pm · 21:51
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Canada just made it WORSE for Trump!!!
Sunday 4:30 pm · 7:44
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🚨Trump Looks UTTERLY DEFEATED as HE LEAVES!!
Sunday 6:49 pm · 14:58
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🚨Trump KNEW ALL ALONG!!!
Sunday 8:52 pm · 20:08
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GOP Finally GETS KARMA!!
Sunday 9:30 pm · 17:06
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Trump’s OWN Family TURN ON HIM after ELECTION!!!
Sunday 11:00 pm · 8:38
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Suri GOES OFF!!
Monday 12:30 am · 17:28
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🚨 Trump BLINDSIDED as Georgia DOES THE UNTHINKABLE…
Monday 1:30 am · 16:12
Heather Cox Richardson
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The Old Politics is Dying
Sunday 3:27 pm · 9:50
Late Night
The Daily Show
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What Would Jon Stewart Be Doing if Not Comedy? Not Working for his Brother | The Daily Show
Sunday 7:00 am · 3:15
YouTubers
Texas Paul
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October Jobs report says we created 165,000 jobs. Failing Trump economy strikes again.
Sunday 1:10 pm · 1:54
Tennessee Brando
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Trump EXPANDS His Circus
Sunday 9:00 am · 10:04
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Trump’s HYPOCRISY Just Reached a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!
Sunday 3:00 pm · 10:40
Lawyer Oyer
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Blanche post-election crashout
Sunday 4:56 pm · 2:37
Hawk’s Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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Profressional Hobo Steve Bannon
Sunday 5:00 am · 2:44
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Schumer Abandoned Florida Candidates
Sunday 12:47 pm · 2:56
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JD Vance doesn’t HAVE a future
Sunday 1:00 pm · 2:08
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The numbers were right
Sunday 2:00 pm · 1:23
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Pay attention to what he DOES
Sunday 3:00 pm · 1:31
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Turd Blanche Haz A Sad
Sunday 4:00 pm · 2:04
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Sen. Elissa Slotkin
Sunday 5:00 pm · 2:13
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The will of the people
Sunday 6:00 pm · 2:43
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Trump loves firing women
Sunday 7:00 pm · 1:07
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Good luck with that Steve!
Sunday 8:00 pm · 1:56
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Make him veto every bill
Sunday 9:00 pm · 2:28
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Full Potato 2028
Sunday 10:00 pm · 2:05
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Fat Wolverine
Sunday 11:00 pm · 1:41
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We were right. They were wrong.
Monday 12:00 am · 2:37
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Hey Senator Fetterman!
Monday 1:00 am · 1:35
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It’s gonna be a fun two years
Monday 2:00 am · 2:55
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Nothing from A Closer Look — Late Night with Seth Meyers, Monologues on Late Night, Jimmy Kimmel Live and Jason Salmon this morning.
Sunday 8 November Taro the morning edition: five on Saturday morning to five on Sunday
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Independent News
MeidasTouch
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Trump Has MASSIVE MELTDOWN at MAR-A-LAGO!!!
Saturday 5:00 am · 13:01
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🚨 Zelensky CHECKMATES Trump After ELECTION LOSS!!!
Saturday 7:00 am · 19:19
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🚨 Dems Put Trump ON NOTICE!!!
Saturday 9:00 am · 14:47
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🚨Trump has CATASTROPHIC SATURDAY as END IS NEAR!!!
Saturday 11:07 am · 19:52
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🚨 Iran Just TIGHTENED THE SCREWS!!!
Saturday 12:45 pm · 14:53
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🚨Trump’s PSYCHOTIC MELTDOWN Just Got EVEN WORSE!!!
Saturday 2:30 pm · 14:55
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WORLD Leaders MOCK Trump after BRUTAL LOSS!!!
Saturday 4:30 pm · 13:01
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🚨Trump PANICS as Meidas Host WINS HOUSE SEAT!!!
Saturday 7:30 pm · 22:55
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Trump goes NUTS...FIRES them after HUGE LOSS!!!
Saturday 9:00 pm · 7:57
Heather Cox Richardson
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They Voted
Saturday 4:24 pm · 12:41
Late Night
The Daily Show
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Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team Cover the 2026 Midterm Elections | The Daily Show
Saturday 7:00 am · 48:12
YouTubers
Texas Paul
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Gina Hinojosa vows to form bipartisan transition and administration. No, just no.
Saturday 7:13 am · 1:13
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Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries & Gina Hinojosa. EXACTLY where I am at on this.
Saturday 9:23 am · 2:59
Tennessee Brando
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MAGA Is Showing Us EXACTLY Who They Are AGAIN!
Saturday 9:00 am · 8:28
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Tim Pool Just ADMITTED What MAGA Won’t!
Saturday 3:00 pm · 11:09
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Trump Just DOUBLED DOWN We CANNOT Back Down!
Saturday 7:00 pm · 10:53
Hawk’s Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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#👂 Prison baby, yeah!
Saturday 5:00 am · 0:21
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Keisha Lance Bottoms
Saturday 4:00 pm · 1:33
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Steven Miller Loves to Cry "Antifa!!"
Saturday 4:33 pm · 1:05
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F*ck establishment AIPAC Democrats
Saturday 5:00 pm · 2:59
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Who do they actually represent?
Saturday 6:00 pm · 1:17
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A terrible Speaker
Saturday 7:00 pm · 2:09
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Pee Wee German
Saturday 8:00 pm · 1:45
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Liars and hypocrites
Saturday 9:00 pm · 2:58
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Retribution
Saturday 10:00 pm · 1:27
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Hakeem in the middle
Saturday 11:00 pm · 1:29
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Israeli leaders love Schumer and Jeffries
Sunday 12:00 am · 1:22
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Stephen Miller is disgusting
Sunday 1:00 am · 0:47
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Megyn Kelly defends rapists, pedophiles, and abusers
Sunday 2:00 am · 1:25
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An unserious fool
Sunday 3:00 am · 1:28
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They’re just so aggressively stupid
Sunday 4:00 am · 2:59
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Nothing from A Closer Look — Late Night with Seth Meyers, Monologues on Late Night, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jason Salmon and Lawyer Oyer this morning.
Saturday 7 November Blueberry the morning edition: five on Friday morning to five on Saturday
Saturday’s screen. Nothing is on it. Any video in this tub can go up here with the button under it, and nothing loads until you press one.
Independent News
MeidasTouch
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🚨 Trump’s WORLD OF HELL Gets MORE PAINFUL!!
Friday 5:00 am · 18:04
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🚨 World Leaders Finally PUT THE DAGGER IN TRUMP!!!
Friday 6:30 am · 18:16
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🚨 Republicans FEAR THE WORST upon RETURN…
Friday 8:00 am · 17:02
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🚨 Fox CRASHES ON AIR as Results Get EVEN WORSE!!!
Friday 9:30 am · 22:10
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Trump PANICS as KNIVES ARE OUT!!
Friday 11:11 am · 14:38
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🚨 EU Instantly STRIKES BACK at Trump…
Friday 12:45 pm · 14:23
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🚨BREAKING: Trump CHIEF OF STAFF RESIGNS…STEPHEN MILLER HIRED!!
Friday 2:00 pm · 12:58
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🚨Trump CAN'T STOP LOSING...it happened AGAIN!!
Friday 3:30 pm · 13:50
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Trump FLEES DC and FALLS APART!!
Friday 5:30 pm · 10:54
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🚨Trump RETREATS and SUDDENLY DISMISSES IT!!!
Friday 7:30 pm · 12:37
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🚨 Trump DOJ ADMITS IT in EPSTEIN COURT FILING...
Friday 9:00 pm · 19:14
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🚨 Trump's DOJ in COLLAPSE as TOP OFFICIALS QUIT!!!
Friday 10:30 pm · 10:16
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Trump's BIGGEST POLITICAL MISTAKE Just BLEW UP IN HIS FACE...
Saturday 12:00 am · 10:41
Heather Cox Richardson
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Shining a Light
Friday 2:26 pm · 13:33
Late Night
Monologues on Late Night
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Netflix Launches New AI Discover Feature
Friday 7:00 pm · 13:21
The Daily Show
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Voters Stay Misinformed with AI, Elon Floats Flying Car & Robot Bodyguards Kick Ass | The Daily Show
Friday 5:24 am · 5:36
YouTubers
Jason Salmon
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Weird Blue Wave #election #datacenter #ai #ballroom #ice #texas #historic #politics #comedy #shorts
Friday 10:39 am · 2:59
Texas Paul
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Dear Dr. Annie Andrews the Republicans have chosen YOU to Fettermanize. Be aware.
Friday 6:10 am · 2:09
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Nathan Johnson, Democratic Attorney General elect says Texas will not longer terrorize doctors!
Friday 11:54 am · 1:17
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Don't be scared Stephen Miller is the new Chief Of Staff. It's a gift.
Friday 2:30 pm · 2:01
Tennessee Brando
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Elon Musk Has Some EXPLAINING to Do!
Friday 9:00 am · 9:30
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Trump Is Throwing EVERYONE Under the Bus!
Friday 1:00 pm · 10:21
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I Want to See Trump HELD ACCOUNTABLE!
Friday 7:00 pm · 12:38
Lawyer Oyer
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Dropping like flies at DOJ
Friday 7:47 pm · 2:45
Hawk’s Podcasts / mdg650hawk
Its feed did not reach back to five on Friday morning, so some of its day may be missing from this tub.
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Tiny Nosferatu Chief of Staff - Always About Revenge
Friday 5:51 pm · 1:03
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That’s a shame
Friday 6:00 pm · 0:37
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Keys
Friday 6:37 pm · 0:41
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Early voting matters
Friday 6:37 pm · 0:32
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I love Sam Seder
Friday 7:00 pm · 0:55
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Chuck Schumer Doesn't Care About You
Friday 7:16 pm · 1:37
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ACCOUNTABILITY
Friday 8:00 pm · 1:52
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It’s time to get it done
Friday 9:00 pm · 2:15
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Land doesn’t vote you potatoes 🥔
Friday 10:00 pm · 1:20
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Will TrWill Trump Last?ump Last?
Saturday 12:06 am · 0:56
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Hold them accountable
Saturday 1:00 am · 2:56
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Who does Chuck Schumer represent?
Saturday 2:00 am · 0:47
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Russell Brand is a convicted rapist
Saturday 3:00 am · 0:33
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Sharia Law!!!!!
Saturday 4:00 am · 1:09
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Nothing from A Closer Look — Late Night with Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel Live this morning.
Friday 6 November Mango the morning edition: five on Thursday morning to five on Friday
Friday’s screen. Nothing is on it. Any video in this tub can go up here with the button under it, and nothing loads until you press one.
Independent News
MeidasTouch
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Trump’s NIGHTMARE Gets EVEN WORSE!!!
Thursday 5:00 am · 20:19
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Trump Admin PUT ON NOTICE for NEXT WEEK?!!
Thursday 6:30 am · 30:47
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Trump’s HEALTH CRASHES as LOSS SINKS IN!!!
Thursday 8:00 am · 25:19
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🚨Fox Just CALLED FOR RESIGNATIONS!!!
Thursday 9:30 am · 17:53
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🚨 Trump PANICS as RESIGNATIONS BEGIN!!
Thursday 11:21 am · 21:01
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🚨Iran Makes MAJOR MOVES as Trump’s SPIRAL CONTINUES!!!
Thursday 1:30 pm · 16:11
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Murdoch ABANDONS Trump as FIRINGS BEGIN!!
Thursday 3:00 pm · 12:55
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Trump’s JUDGE SCHEME Gets WIPED OUT by MIDTERMS!!!
Thursday 4:30 pm · 18:55
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🚨Trump Just Had a LATE NIGHT MELTDOWN!!!
Thursday 7:55 pm · 16:02
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🚨 Trump's EPSTEIN NIGHTMARE Gets EVEN WORSE!!!
Thursday 9:30 pm · 22:06
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🚨 Trump Officials PUT ON NOTICE as MAJOR INVESTIGATIONS Close In…
Thursday 11:00 pm · 12:53
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🚨 Former White House Lawyer REVEALS the ELECTION PLAYBOOK...
Friday 12:30 am · 14:58
Heather Cox Richardson
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A New Era
Thursday 5:03 pm · 15:28
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Today in Politics Chat | Livestream Replay
Thursday 8:07 pm · 1:01:52
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Unknown Factors and Outcomes Causing Friction Post-midterms | Explainer
Thursday 8:55 pm · 9:50
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Politics Chat, November 5, 2026
Thursday 9:12 pm · 1:03:37
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Options for an Outdated System That Needs Attention | Explainer
Thursday 9:17 pm · 12:01
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Infighting, Resignations, and Heads Are Rolling on the MAGA Front | Explainer
Thursday 10:17 pm · 21:37
Late Night
A Closer Look — Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Republicans Say Trump Era Is Over & MAGA Is Dead After Blowout, Vance Blames Iran War: A Closer Look
Thursday 7:00 pm · 15:05
Monologues on Late Night
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Wall Street Journal Publishes "How Trump Lost the Midterms" Article
Friday 3:00 am · 18:49
Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Trump Rants & Raves About the Least Important Things Ever & All the Promises He’s Failed to Fulfill
Thursday 9:35 pm · 21:02
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Mike D 5D – Switch Up
Friday 12:00 am · 3:37
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Sam Nivola on Loving the Movie Swingers, Finding Out About White Lotus Storyline & New Show Phony
Friday 12:00 am · 7:50
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Adam Driver on Being in the Upcoming X-Men Movie & New Movie Paper Tiger with Miles Teller
Friday 12:00 am · 7:32
The Daily Show
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Trump Reacts to Midterm Defeat by Focusing on the Ballroom | The Daily Show
Thursday 5:21 am · 3:28
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GOP Turns on Trump & Rep. Constantino Blasts "A**holes" | The Daily Show
Thursday 8:00 pm · 9:23
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Teddy Schleifer on Elon Musk’s $500M Election Flop | The Daily Show
Thursday 9:29 pm · 12:15
YouTubers
Texas Paul
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Republicans move to strip power from Gina Hinojosa and Vikki Goodwin before they take office.
Thursday 7:25 am · 2:55
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I will not spend 2 months arguing about Schumer and Jeffries. I will not do it.
Thursday 3:45 pm · 2:59
Tennessee Brando
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I Couldn't Agree With Gavin Newsom MORE!
Thursday 9:00 am · 13:32
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I’ve NEVER Seen Someone So Out of Touch!
Thursday 4:51 pm · 10:44
Hawk’s Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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#duet with KikiRaeReal❤️🔱🖤🇺🇸 We’re not doing this
Thursday 5:00 am · 1:06
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#duet with Me’Kayla B | TTS ⭐️🌱🌿🌀🌊💸 ANGIE NIXON IS A HERO
Thursday 6:00 am · 0:50
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That is a complete sentence
Thursday 7:00 am · 1:16
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Midterms abortion rights
Thursday 8:00 am · 3:00
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Angie Nixon is my hero
Thursday 9:00 am · 1:51
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Double D don’t forget shit, Frumpy Dump
Thursday 10:00 am · 2:23
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Nothing from Jason Salmon and Lawyer Oyer this morning.
If that was a lot
Nothing else on this street is news. The Healing Checkpoint has a bed made up and asks nothing of you for it, the Latibulum is a burrow under the hill for when you have had enough of being findable, and the Jungle Room is live cameras on waterholes, where most of the time nothing happens at all.
Whose this all is
The sources are Ryan Boren’s, in his groups and his order: the independent news, the late-night shows and the YouTubers he watches. Every video is its channel’s, every headline is written by whoever posted it, and every scoop names the channel it is on. None of these channels, shows or sites is affiliated with Stimpunks, and none of them endorses us; a source being in the cabinet is not Stimpunks vouching for everything on it. The full list, with links, is in the liner notes.
The room’s name is lettered in Leckerli One, by Gesine Todt, and everything else is Onest, by Dmitri Voloshin and Andrey Kudryavtsev, both under the SIL Open Font License.
HOW LOUD DO YOU WANT IT?
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Job marker — an ice cream scoop dropped on the floor by the cabinet, with some mint still in it
You have found a job marker. The Adventurer’s Guild is a shopfront on the street, and it posts jobs that send you round these rooms. Take the code below to its board and that job is done. Nothing here is scored, nothing expires, and one is a perfectly good number of jobs to do.
The job: What flavour is Thursday?
Before the code: Every tub in the cabinet is a morning, and every morning is a flavour. What flavour is Thursday?
Hint 1
Every tub's lid says its day and its flavour, right under the date.
Hint 2
Find the tub whose date is a Thursday; there is always exactly one in a week.
Last hint
The plainest flavour there is.
Give me the answer
The answer is Vanilla. Every morning's tub in the cabinet is a flavour, and the flavour is the day of the week, so Thursday is always vanilla whatever is in it. How far down a tub is scraped says how many mornings old it is, and after a week it is gone.
Taking the answer is a real way through this, not a lesser one. Nothing is watching and nothing is written down.
Quest code: SPRINKLES
That is the one.
Every morning's tub in the cabinet is a flavour, and the flavour is the day of the week, so Thursday is always vanilla whatever is in it. How far down a tub is scraped says how many mornings old it is, and after a week it is gone.
Quest code: SPRINKLES