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A public restroom on the street, for everybody

The Quiet Stall

Felt on the walls, cork on the floor, no echo, no hum, and no air dryer anywhere.

The stalls seen from the bench: felt-faced doors with rounded corners, a lamp over each saying free or in use, round or square; the ceiling pale with light from coves hidden along the tops of the walls; a heavy blanket folded on the bench; and a cork floor.

A public restroom on the street, lined with felt and cork so that it gives nothing back: no echo, no hum, no roar of hot air off a wall. The light comes from coves hidden along the tops of the walls and lies across the ceiling, low and even, from nowhere you can see.

What is in here

Everything every public restroom on the street has, and how this one does it.

Why it is quiet

Public restrooms are some of the loudest rooms most of us ever stand in: hard tile, hard doors, the roar of hot air, every sound coming back twice. For a lot of our community that noise is the barrier itself, the reason a restroom is one we cannot use at all, and it is the first thing this room took out.

Everything here is built the other way round, so that nothing in the room is louder than you are. The walls are felt and the floor is cork, the corners are rounded so nothing rings in them, and the light never flickers, because it is not a tube.

Everyone uses the bathroom and gender is a construct.

Who it is for

Everybody, and whoever is with them: a carer of any gender, a parent, a friend, somebody holding your bag. Nobody has to choose between two doors here or explain the one they chose, because every stall is the same kind of stall.

The right to safe and accessible public restrooms is also important for adults and older children who need accommodation, assistance, or supervision.

A young Stimpunk, a baseball fan, coined the term “stallbatting”. Stallbatting is interfering with someone going to the bathroom of their choosing.

What is free on the shelf

Everything on the shelf by the basins is free, with nothing to ask for and nobody to ask: pads and tampons, condoms, naloxone, and a box for a needle so it never has to go anywhere else.

Offer condoms and tampons, with signage in the bathrooms to let people know where or from whom to get them.

Naloxone, also known as Narcan, is a medication used to prevent overdoses by blocking the effects of opioids.

What is not in here

Whose this is

Job marker — a spare roll of paper lying on its side on the cork floor, a sheet trailing off it

You have found a job marker. The Adventurer’s Guild is a shopfront on the street, and it posts jobs that send you round these rooms. Take the code below to its board and that job is done. Nothing here is scored, nothing expires, and one is a perfectly good number of jobs to do.

The job: The word for getting in the way

Before the code: A young Stimpunk, a baseball fan, made up a word for interfering with someone going to the bathroom of their choosing. What is it?

Hint 1

It is in the second quotation under Who it is for.

Hint 2

It is a baseball word with a stall in front of it.

Last hint

Stallbatting.

Give me the answer

The answer is Stallbatting. Our Bathroom Access page says a young Stimpunk, a baseball fan, coined stallbatting: interfering with someone going to the bathroom of their choosing. Every stall in the Quiet Stall is for everybody, which is the opposite.

Taking the answer is a real way through this, not a lesser one. Nothing is watching and nothing is written down.

Quest code: HUSH

Hand it in at the Adventurer’s Guild →

HOW LOUD DO YOU WANT IT?

Starts wherever your device says. Nothing moves, flashes, or plays until you say so — and in this restroom nothing moves at any setting, MAX GLITTER included, because nothing in it is louder than you are.